raw egg nationalist discovers reproductive biology, loses mind
Jack Posobiec (via @wttp3)•
TOUCH-GRASS-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
classroom thirstfocus malfunctionreddit teenager
horny student discovers education comes second to hormones
radie (via @wttp3)•
homophobic logic pretzelcareer conspiracy arcunhinged psychoanalysis
bro really said sexuality is a career hack, unhinged conspiracy energy
Collin Rugg (via @wttp3)•
man discovers legs, immediately abandons all responsibility
SLOP+ By Particular_Reserve37
I would run like the wind. Why stay?
guy discovers shame exists, wonders why it's not working
SLOP+ By henrickaye
You haven't given any examples of a space that isn't designed for that, so what do you mean by that exactly? And I don't think I am misunderstanding ...
Breaking: Local reports existence of reptiles in outdoor environment
SLOP+ By @gradientLX701
I've seen lizards when I go outside
Most people do nothing except the ones who do things, apparently
SLOP+ By @andreimaxwell4455
Just look around, vast amount of people do nothing all day, just eat and sleep and follow social norms, only people doing a bit more are the ones livi...
Boomer discovers AI chatbots, decides humanity is doomed
James Melville (via @wttp3)•
speedrunning a life change announcement with zero follow-through guarantee
BBC, defend your artist or face the loneliness epidemic wrath
Facebook boomer discovers minding own business, acts like they invented it
Forgetting breakfast = laziness, not systemic issues (take powered by pure vibes)
Basil the Great (via @wttp3)•
speedrunning existential dread with one sentence
How does one opt out of this species?
Naked productivity advice from someone very confused about current events
Repair The Breach (via @wttp3)•
nothing here is funny hô: the manifesto nobody asked for
SLOP+ By @RockCreeksideIii
@melyssaExplainsItAllnothing here is funny hô
peak creative writing: three words, zero originality, maximum cope
