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Gullis defection: now with 100% more hay stench and inexplicable fungi

By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)•December 1, 2025

Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform. What a coup for them! Jonathan will add: Hair Grunts An odour of hay An itchy hole Fungi Wrinkled shirts Porridge Jizz Conker hairs Squirrel food And damp patches wherever he sits. He truly will be a great asset.