Moscow man yells at clouds, threatens entire continents, calls invasion 'surgical'

The perverse old man from Moscow threatened to cut Ukraine off from the sea if Kyiv continues its acts of piracy against Russian ships. The dictator also declared that Europe is hindering Trump's peace process and that all its proposals are aimed at Russia, which it does not accept. He added that Russia does not intend to fight against European countries, but if Europe were to start a war, Russia would be ready "right now." "Russia is acting surgically in Ukraine; this is not a war, but in the event of an attack by Europe, it will be different," the Russian dictator summarized his latest nonsense. Putin also immediately displayed the Russian units ready to attack Europe at a moment's notice.