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Man casually requests multiple Nobel Prizes for being generous with peace

By Fox News (via @wttp3)
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Man casually requests multiple Nobel Prizes for being generous with peace
TRUMP: "Every time I end a war they say, 'If President Trump ends that war, he's going to get the Nobel Prize.'" "If I end that war... 'Well, he won't get it for that war. But if he ever gets it for the next war.'" "Now they're saying, 'If he ever ends the war with Russia and Ukraine, he's going to get the Nobel Prize.'" "What about the other eight wars? ... Think of all the wars I ended." "I should get the Nobel Prize for every war. But I don't want — I don't want to be greedy."
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