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Secretary Kennedy certifies MAHA turkeys despite being fat but also healthy somehow
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. I don't know if I agree with that. These are MAHA. In other words, they could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."