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The Shower Act: Because apparently weak water pressure is a human rights violation
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The Shower Act: Because apparently weak water pressure is a human rights violation

By Acyn (via @wttp3)
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Fry: Weak showers are for sad motels and gyms built in the 1970s. If we wanted a gentle mist as our shower, we would stand in front of a humidifier. That’s why I introduced The Shower Act. No one wants to be waterboarded by a trickle at 6am.
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